In the Nola Baby!!!!

Welcome back Nikki... thank you very very much, it's great to be back!! My weekend in Nola was.... long...and debaucherous. The weekend consisted of alcohol, dancing, hand grenades, fish bowls, too many purple people, burnt cheeseburgers, terrible restaurant service, alcohol, casino, butterball, reunion with old friends, fun with new friends, too many cab rides, being kicked out of a cab ride which gave me a chance to spit out some pent up frustration with middle easterners, alcohol, strippers, Logan, Elvis, no sleep, and more alcohol. That pretty much sums it up. Oh yeah.... and one very important win!!  ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!

The online dating life was put on hold all weekend. Apparently at&t promises to have the best service, but I swear, it is the absolute worst!!!! My phone barely worked all weekend, and with no phone comes no access to my dating websites. Wah Wah!! I will fill in on a little tonight then try to get into more detail later this week as I have time to check all of my messages and come up with witty comments about the creepers that message me.

I was pretty much called a bitch by the grin and pucker guy. He didn't see my blog, but sent me yet another message saying that when someone pays you a compliment you should say thank you. Um...well senior grin and pucker who thinks posting topless pictures of yourself in the bed makes you irresistible, I choose not to respond to anyone I think is a complete douche!!! And you sir, are a douche!!! Take a hint!

That's all I am giving you tonight... I am tired, and I want to go to sleep. Please enjoy a great picture of me from my weekend trip in Nola. Oh and ps... to the guy that messaged me and has Ludacris as his picture.... I would suggest picking another picture of someone who is not quite so famous. Just sayin.....